The philosopherking


At the preemptory request of a large majority of the citizens of this Earth, I Jason Robert Bell, formerly of Houston, Texas, and now New York City, New York, declare and proclaim myself the Philosopher King for Life of This Earth. - September 17, 2002 C.E. or to now known as A.B. meaning After Bell. Your day to day lives should be the same, but this world will soon be recast in my image. There is fate and freewill, you must pick which one will rule your life. For more info on my plans-please check out my Utopia tract


Rev. Jason Robert Bell the First- Philosopher King for Life -



The Golden Path of Bell

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better (or at least appear to be), to the best of my ability, that I may profit by it.

Let me think of the justice and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with regard for each person based upon their vaule to the greater good of Humanity.

Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage. Let me be considerate of my vision, and my associates in everything I say and do. Let me do right to all that I can, and wrong as few as I can.

Heroes are the Villians of the losing side. To worship a hero is to deny all opposing value.

Luck is the domain of those that don't believe in their own greatness.

Don't be a sucker, Getting caught is worse than any crime.

Be a creator not a consumer, all matter should be seen as raw materials.

There is no such thing as trash, only the lack of imagination coupled with varying degrees of stinkiness.

People always become what they want to become. If they are miserable, then it is because they want to be that way. The only exception to this rule is if a person wants to become a giant omelet. No. You cannot become an omelet no matter how bad you want to. I have spoken!!!

Living well is the best revenge. Although running into that fucker who tormented you back in high school and who now works at the gas station and whom you could make pump your gas, clean your windshield and check your oil before you sped off without paying, kicking gravel up into his stupid looking moron face would be pretty cool too.

Helping people is a selfish act, done to make you feel better about yourself. Especially if you are "helping" someone polish off that last piece of pie.

Thinking of your goals as dreams will ensure that they never become real.

Anger is frustration, Hatred is the void after the anger fades.

Technology is a means not a end in itself.

Truth comes in many forms- high and low, don't be a snob nor cretin.

There is no God, nor afterlife, that is what makes this life meaningful- This is it! If there was anything besides this reality - then nothing would manner- Here and Now is what matter, and what dreams may come.

The Human mind is the key to the universe. Believe in everything. Everything. Except Christianity and Scientology which are just too stupid!

You must find your own way, folly is in the footsteps of others. Nobody knows shit about Dick, so if someone who claims to be an authority on something starts talking to you in a condescending manner, say "Up yours snub-Dick. You know nothing!" Unless it is I, your Philosopher King, who is always right.

This is the best of all possible worlds, because it is the only one - we create it together.

A choice made from fear is not a choice at all.

If you can be labeled, then you can be controlled, only the unnamable monster is free.

The worst thing that can happen is failure, which is the great teacher.

Regret inaction not action- Where there is no hope- there is no fear.

Life is a struggle without end, save the reward of death, once you have died- no one or thing can ever hurt you again.

The Fantastic is not Fantasy. The Fantastic Four on the other hand are complete fantasy. So to review, the thing that separates the Fantastic from Fantasy is the number 4. Avoid it all costs.


How would you like to meet the Philosopherking!

Great for parties or as a guest speaker for functions.

Jason Robert Bell, is avalable for private and public meetings and events.